I found a book bag the other day. While I was going through it to see if I could identify the owner, I found a piece of paper folded up that had a bunch of sex phone numbers written down on it. There was strange code next to a bunch of names of women. I had no idea what the code was all about but the more I thought about it, the more curious I became. So, I decided to give the numbers a call and talk to the women named on the paper.

Now, I am not a person who normally calls these sex phone numbers for any reason, but this was just something I had to figure out. The codes seemed to represent either what the women were like or what the guy who called them wanted. I figured I would do some research and see if I could find out what it was all about. It turns out that some of it was actually kind of hot while others were so odd to me that I just couldn’t think about it anymore.

Most of the sex phone numbers that I have seen advertised were geared towards one or two sexual preferences. Something like big tits or maybe anal, but I couldn’t make out all these codes that were written down here simply by thinking it through that way, so I started calling them. Soon, I found out that it was things that he was into and that the girl he was talking to was really good at. There were some things that I didn’t think I would like but actually ended up enjoying quite a bit and started calling back again and again.

If who ever owned this book bag was into all of the things that were written on this piece of paper, then he must have had a lot of time and money on his hands. It cost me a small fortune just calling the first couple sex phone numbers on the list and I wasn’t even close to getting all the information I needed to figure out the strange code. It was as if he had something different for every girl he talked to, whether or not they were into the same thing as the last girl.

I found this very odd until I realized after my tenth call that it was all about what the girls looked like. It wasn’t such an odd code after all. I had my answer and was now hundreds of dollars poorer.

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